How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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