hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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