just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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