I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
farters have to be the big spoon...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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