Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Welp...herpes.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize