I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
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