Banned from zoo.
Again?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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