what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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