I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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