you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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