Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
