No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm both gender and math confused
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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