Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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