Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
