Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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