I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The struggles of a small town man whore
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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