We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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