why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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