Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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