So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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