k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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