I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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