I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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