Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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