and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.