Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?

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(949): View more from California

he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.

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(904): View more from Florida

we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston

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(916): View more from California

She said she liked strap-ons.

(1-916): View more from California

SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!

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(505): View more from New Mexico

If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.

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