note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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