I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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