And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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