you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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