Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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