she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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