Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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