David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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