You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just forgot I was standing up.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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