her vagina looked like bernie madoff
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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