So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
