She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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