if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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