I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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