I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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