Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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