Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have demons in me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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