i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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