Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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