I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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