There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
