I love black thongs
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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