I seem to have left my pride at pride
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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