There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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