If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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