Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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