Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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