that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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