Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
