Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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