If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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