Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize