Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
