STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I just pynch a tree in the face
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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