I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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