if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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